Best accountancy jokes…

The votes have been counted and our favourite Edinburgh Fringe joke has been decided. It’s Rob Auton’s (pictured), and here it is: “Everyone is worried about AI. I’m more concern with what the other vowels are up to!” It’s funny!

So, want some more accountancy jokes?

Here’s one we liked: A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, “Want to hear a funny accountant joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I’m 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I’m an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6’2″ tall, 225 pounds, and he’s also an accountant. Now, do you still want to tell that joke?”
The first guy says, “No, I don’t want to have to explain it twice.”

Here’s another: Who leads accountants into battle? General ledger!

And another: How did the accountant propose to his girlfriend? With an engagement letter… I will stop there.