Tim Key’s Late Night Poetry Programme, Series 5, Accountancy.
Tim’s on the run, trapped in a cable car in Norway. His accountant, or is that his former accountant, has tracked him down. The accountant (Jiffy) has spent 10 years dealing with Tim’s receipts, which arrive in a Tesco carrier bag. But he hasn’t been paid and is now on Tim’s tail. The accountant is told to “chill your abacus brother”, but that won’t stop him.
We discover the accountant has metal teeth, the skin of a 35-year-old, and has run two half marathons. Check it out at: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000gbgq