Tim Keyâs Late Night Poetry Programme, Series 5, Accountancy.
Timâs on the run, trapped in a cable car in Norway. His accountant, or is that his former accountant, has tracked him down. The accountant (Jiffy) has spent 10 years dealing with Timâs receipts, which arrive in a Tesco carrier bag. But he hasnât been paid and is now on Timâs tail. The accountant is told to âchill your abacus brotherâ, but that wonât stop him.
We discover the accountant has metal teeth, the skin of a 35-year-old, and has run two half marathons. Check it out at: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000gbgq