Spooky Halloween jokes

Halloween may have been ‘cancelled’, but we didn’t want to deprive you of good spooky accountancy jokes!

Here’s the best one’s for you:

Why did the ghost stumble home at Halloween?

Because it was wearing an off-balance sheet!

Why did the witch paint the walls of the Haunted House in Blood?

Because it had a gross lease.

We have more…!

Why do ghosts love the new leasing standards?

They help to increase transparency

No groaning please.